When vengeance wore a mustache…
Is it just me, or did Chuck Norris never look comfortable with a sword? Good career choice, sticking to uzis, nickel-plated handguns and heel kicks with cowboy boots.
This awkwardly colored image of Richard Norton‘s “Kyo” is from a pull-out calendar in an early 80s issue of a martial arts magazine I’ve long since lost. Soooooo 80s…
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I put these up in celebration of the recent release of Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos on DVD-on-demand from the Warner Archive. You will not find a finer example of wretchedly animated American ninja, although the Rambo cartoons gave them a serious run.
